We fancy planting now in 30 litre plastic pots, a few seed potatoes for Christmas harvest.We like the flavour of Marfona - Second Early/Main...
I need a Huge amount of money.
Cracking display on the Seine by the French,but then they do have a lot of expertise with small boats.
Le Petit Train, Jersey - Channel Isles[img]
I remember my Mum always used to say "take everything with a pinch of salt" lovely lady, terrible at making a cup of tea.My dear old dad used...
"What a lovely pair of dogs! What are they called" "Calvin and Klein" "Isn't that a brand of underwear?""Yes they're boxers"
Jesus was walking around Heaven one day. In a small, secluded garden He saw an old man, crying. Alarmed, Jesus ran up to him and said, “Hey, now,...
I see Biden has sent a sympathy message to The Donald" Sorry to hear about the attempt on your life President Reagan "
More Petunias, Jersey, Channel islands Last week. [IMG]
Last week Petunias galore. Gorey, Jersey, Channel Islands. [ATTACH]
The Police were called to Sainsburys today, to deal with a man who was continually rummaging about in the vegetables in the freezer section.He...
Three lads in the playground bragging about how fast their dads are."My dad is faster than a lion," says the first boy.The second laughs and...
I was so poor as a lad - the other kids used to call me Rishi.
So! Here's a question for all mind readers.
You know you're an adult when you've got a garden full of plants that you can't smoke.
In the early years of Datsun cars they found a fault in the gear boxes. One particular cog was forever failingThe makers decided to send a...
My wife and I have started roll play in the bedroom.Her favourite is sexy librarian.Where I have to sit quietly whilst she reads her book.
The other day I noticed a sheep pole dancingI saw it through the window of a kebab shop.
Many people say Steve Jobs could’ve done a better job in the White House than Donald Trump.I think it's hard to say because you are comparing...
Trump bumped into Joe Biden on a White House visit."Pardon me" he said.
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