As a child we were so poor that all of my school clothes came from the Army Surplus shop.I was the only Japanese General in my class.
Sid, a toilet cleaner wins the lottery and is being interviewed by the press. “Will it change your life?” he was asked.“Too right it will! Fifty...
Rose in container, variety not known -- this morning. [ATTACH]
June is Eczema Awareness Month.I'm selling scratch cards if anyone wishes to help.Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a...
This afternoon, Pyracantha Common name: Firethorn [ATTACH][ATTACH]
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One for the Botanists...Q; Who led the Israelites through the Semi Permeable Membrane?A; Osmosis.
Q; Where do you weigh a pie ?A; Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie....
The opposite of Formaldehyde is Casualdejekyll
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him...
Ironing done, hoovering done.Dusting done, kids bathed. Kids in bed....Perfect time to leave the Pub.
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed....
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Hellebore, making seeds.[ATTACH]
@Februarysgirl I bought this and got good resultsFertiliser For Potatoes And Vegetables 2KG - Professional Grade 8-24-24+5 NPK | eBayLast...
@Februarysgirl ...maincrop potatoes in containers this year...Hi, what size are your containers ? 30 litre is a good choice.
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A joke for Gardeners"How do you cut daffodils?""Secateurs?""Nah, scissors."
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A thousand apologies @Michael Hewett. Dim Parcio it is then
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