I'm old enough to remember the worst winters we've ever had in the UK.Mike and Bernie.
Happy Birthday @Fat Controller :spinning:
I made a ventriloquist dummy out of old bits of carpet.It was ruggish.
As I get older I find that I only need three shops, Specsavers, Boots, and Greggs.My life is just specs, drugs, and sausage rolls.
I'm quite surprised that they have not1; Raised the maximum number of Premium Bonds that we can hold.2; Started drawing the prize numbers...
February PB draw.Mrs C £25 Me £125We live in hope of winning the Big One.....
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, or is it just one of Granny's myths?I love taking pictures of myself standing next to a...
I went to the Paranoia ClinicReceptionists "Have a seat, fill out this form and everyone will be out to get you shortly"
Over the garden fence...Neighbour Harry "So, what do you intend growing this year"Me "Older and Crankier"
Hi, My mate is going to plant Sarpo Mira in a polytunnel. When will be a good time to plant them ?He also wants to plant Centurion Onion sets in...
I've ordered Sarpo Mira seed potatoes. Will get some Marfona in March.
Sheikh Anvak is famous for having the freshest carpets in the whole of Qatar. -------------------------------Butterflies are not what they used...
Hi, I am new to Onion growing Last Autumn (2023) I planted some Senshyu sets outside, which are making progress.This year I am thinking of...
I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival. When I showed the wife, she told...
My mate is the first non-binary gold prospector.He reckons there is gold in them/their hills
One day Jesus decided to stroll down to the Pearly Gates. No sooner did he get there than St. Peter exclaimed, “Oh, I’m so glad you’re here, I...
Named my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse,because it's gonna die and leave needles all over the place.
I've recently become obsessed with the Bionic woman, Wonder woman and Supergirl.....I think I might be a heroine addict.
Anthony, a guy I work with is only 4ft five inches tall.We call him 'Shetland Tony'
A policeman once pulled Margaret Thatcher over for speeding.She let him off with a warning!
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