Charlie Dimmock, for the lads. Phwoarrrrrrr
@ Slinky, that's a bit like the one about the engagement ring ................. a bit near the knuckle[img]
Reminds me of the one about the Knight going off to the crusades and leaving his wife, fitted with chastity belt, in care of his best mate; He had...
I wish I were a little ring upon your tiny handThen every time you wiped your bum I'd see the promised land:rolleyes: :eek: ;) :cool:
Climbing Falstaff from David Austin, see herehttp://www.davidaustinroses.com/english/showrose.asp?showr=42536-8', fragrant and repeat...
The hinge that allows a toilet seat to be lowered?Alimony?
Being of sound mind, I have no lawn therefore mowing is something I laugh at when I see others doing it. Friends of mine live in an ex railway...
We have a 53 reg Mazda 2 diesel £35 per year and an X reg Mazda Demio 1.5, £115 per year. The Demio will probably have to go, now Joyce has...
[serious rant] I'm all in favour of heavily taxing gas guzzlers; how many people driving big 4x4s/Chelsea tractors could actually realistically...
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Was with AOhelL changed to Virgin, 2 months later got an email from AOhelL saying we're transferring all our cable customers to Virgin, so Virgin...
Nut cracker
Cranesbill, of the geranium family, google search gives this as the first result....
I must not read things out of context ..........like in Marley's post ...... "I have decided to strip .......... " :eek:.................
Calypso (AKA berries and cream) is a fairly quick grower, flowers continuously, has good scent and is red and creamy white striped. It will flower...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "hello". He's rather taken aback because he can't place...
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Very wet and windy here, do wish they'd stop feeding the clouds on beanz!!!Waiting for the district nurse to come and give Joyce her daily...
The second pic is a lily. Not so sure about the first being a campanula, the leaves don't look right to me, compare them to Lollipops which are...
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