A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.He decides...
White, yellow and red archangel are alternative names for some members of the dead nettle family, but apart from the New Archangel connection...
All I get is a blank screen. Not happy!!!!!!!!
A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
[MEGA RANT] Bloody travellers have usurped a car park set aside for the disabled at the Bournemouth Air Festival and the courts and police can't...
@ Paul, never had a problem with my Ferdinand P, I did have a lot of trouble with buds on a Maiden's Blush, an old Alba, a lot of buds would go...
OOOOOOOOOOOH you are evil !!!!!!!!!!! them poor innercent bottle bu*g*rs tee hee
Woman who cook cabbages and peas in same pot is not sanitaryHonourable lady aviator flying upside down have big crack upMan who take woman...
Obviously you need some target practice, or maybe change to a shot gun loaded with scattershot.
From another forumQuote: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Is they anything that the...
Oh leave him alone, he'll play for hours.
A serviceman gets chatting with a girl in a wheelchair at the pub; at chucking out time he asks if he can wheel her home to which she eagerly...
JOHN CLEESE'S ADDRESS TO THE US CITIZENS Date: 15/09/05 7:32:09 AM Eastern DaylightIn light of your failure to elect a competent President of...
I do know one that I daren't post
How to confuse an Irish builders labourerput 2 shovels outside the shed and tell him to take his pick.
9 Irish seamen got drowned last weektrying to push start their Submarine
Or the Irish gays?Maurice FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMaurice
Did yez hear about the Irish attempt on Everest?got within 200 foot of the top and ran out of scaffolding
Click on any subject in the left column, some I'd heard before many are new.http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/Murphy's laws on many...
HOW TO PLAY AND SING THE BLUES1. Most Blues begin with: "Woke up this morning..."2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues...
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