http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvdpYgX4f7Q&NR=1 Cut and paste as per!!!!!
Got this from another forum ..... really funny !The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in...
Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose - They bagged six .As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the...
Know exactly what you mean. But just to be sure I put the first good crop down to luck, but because they are so good, I do not want to upset my...
Hi As promised I am formaly notifying you of my intention to bring the Rolling road blocker to your neck of the woods. You will, I am afraid have...
Do melons have to be hand titivated ( can't bear all this discusting behaviour). Oh yes. How many can I expect from plants under open ended...
Have four butternut squash that have just started to run. Grue them last year and did not pinch the leader. I got a small number of good fruit....
I am a first time grower of salad leaves and they have been fantastic. There are a number of articals on the subject but it is difficult to find a...
The trouble is that there are so many ideas/new rules and laws kicking around you can only wonder at the number of people who Toni/Gordy employ to...
Apple announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The 'iTit'...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,...
rabbit goes into a bar A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves....
Beethoven A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for...
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.The pump attendant who knows nothing about golf or Tiger says "top o...
Freezing Broad beans. I usualy fill pan, pour on boiling water, bring back to the boil,then rince in cold water and free flow freeze. Good...
I promised, you will recall, to let you all know when me and the rolling road blocker were of again. Well Sunday 30 June we are of to Cornwell (...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught...
Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding . "Ach, it's all going like magic," says...
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with...
Thanks for that. Seeds are in and re the purple sprouting, if I bring it on in modules and plant out after peas have croped I would be realy...
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