Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
Windy. While I hope it comes off can I just say that as an ex councillor now is the time to talk to your elected members to get their help and...
This is similar to one I have posted b4 but different enough to hope you do not mind. -------------------------------------------------For all...
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What...
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,...
Am taking the rolling road blocker ( caravan ) away for the week. Have a nice Easter. remember the object is to love your garden and not be a...
Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
You will be glad to know that the weather is due to get better so I will leave you all in peace. For now!!!
These are genuine clips from council complaint letters:1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing...
Discuss further "A husband is a man who has lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness".
Please discuss " My wife and I decided to have children whilst our parents were still young enough to look after them".
Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
SUMMER CLASSES FOR MENTHE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY June 29, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY...
REAL COWBOYAn old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a woman sat next to him and asked "Are you a real...
TESCO'S GREETERA very loud, large, and unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco dragging her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at...
Following Pakistans recent poor form in the Cricket they have decide to quit the game altogther and try their hand at:)...... . . . . . Bob...
Yes thanks. Its good to feel a clever bu**er when you get it right. No doubt I will go away in the caravan, a heat wave will appear out of nowere...
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