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Every woman should have four pets in her life... A mink in her closet.., a jaguar in her garage,... a tiger in her bed..., and a jackass who pays...
I gotta green boring picture .. pop down there and wave :yess: Ziggy .. i will look out for you :happydance:
So all bad news then DIM ... no big chests and no big monies :rolleyespink: ps,.. wait untill wife pops out to Sainsburys and avoid a slap :sunny:
Ah thanks Marley .. i will have a word with him .. dont think he's very PC literate though , but i will tell him re the sizes .. its so nice to...
Ha gavin yea .. how do you know :scratch: LOL .. he lives in Australia and has some amazing tropical shrubs and flowers growing in his garden...
Hi When my friend sends me pictures they are always very small and obviously when i try to enlarge them on the screen they go out of focus .. so...
As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab, and...
1 Marley Farley .. Sunday Sundown .. dramatic colours love it ! :dbgrtmb: 2 Wolfiekate Water Garden.. very clever photo :thumbsup: 3 Ace of...
Like to see this one at Crufts :what: looks like a Doberman/Pamela Anderson Hybrid :loll: just needs some lip gloss to finish off :sunny:
Nnnn no nnnot mme Sh sh shiney :sunny:
It was me Kandy ..Worrying thought must be a good joke LOL MichaelJohn [IMG] Join Date: 19 Oct 2011 Location: Essex Posts: 251...
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent...
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued...
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a...
A worrying thought for 2012 ! 10 years ago Bob Hope died :( 5 years ago Johnny Cash died :( A couple of...
Dead Blue Bottle hanging round yer neck ... How lovely :help:
All these famous people born in Essex and of course me .. !! Famous people born in Essex: Alan Davies | Alf Ramsey | Alison Moyet | Barry Hearn...
Husband asks his wife:" Our 7th child always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father :what: wife ... : yes.........
Hey Hydrogen i passed a huge clump of Mahonia yesterday and it was alive with huge bumble bee's .. the yellow flowers on the Mahonia were sending...
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