Any advice on pruning or cutting back? We have four of these and they are getting very woody near the base. They were planted as small shrubs...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ! Why have they got half melons on their heads?
Thanks for your comments folks. I wasn't going to mention it but it seems that I came across as a nutter!(not a good thing in my job!)I will...
No. To put the record straight, I admit to having a hatred of cats. My 3 year old grandaughter is now permanently blind in one eye due to...
Appreciate your comment Stu. Many thanks
I used to get a lot of mess from birds perching on my TV aerial until I bought a plastic owl and strapped it to the mast. That works.
Nice little dog,Rosa.
Right. Lets just get all this in perspective.Point one: The police and the RSPCA are more than welcome to visit me any time. I do not set out...
OWG much to the horror of cat operators in the forum, I placed mousetraps at strategic points in the garden. Scares the hell from the little...
I will do my best. I obviously deserve to be severely punished for daring to try to control the verminous, flea-infested animals. I congratulate...
1. Gardens do not sulk if you forget their birthdays 2. Gardens don't care how many other gardens you visit 3. Gardens dont care about gardens...
There is a reporter on the TV called Julia Ceasar. I knew a guy named Adrian Wall. I don't suppose anyone knows a man called Hugh Jampton?
You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to...
Loved that! Never EVER ask how many pilots it takes to change a light bulb. We don't do it. We have ground crew (bless 'em) to do that.
In some countries, there is a legal requirement for cat operators to control their animals. This includes repairing any damage that is done. I...
I guess this topic has been discussed ad nauseam before, but this is a subject which changes me from a kindly, if somewhat eccentric being to a...
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