Here's a fewBecause I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me(Emily Dickinson, I believe.)OrUnder this sod, lies another sod....
.............what would you like inscribed on your headstone? (presuming you've been buried and have a headstone as an accessory.)
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You are 22 times more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark.This is true! I was chased by my ex, wielding a knife, once.:):)
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'To which she stops doing...
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1
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I had a Pelican Curry last night at the local Indian's.The meal was OK but the bill was enormous.
For sale. Needs a little work. Bring your own trailer.
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