Two dim wits in a pub, Jack and Fred. Jack says to Fred, "See that bar lady over there Fred?" "Yes" says Fred. "Aint she gorgeous?" Asks Jack....
A young man went back to his country of birth to visit his father. "Hello Dad" he said. "Hello son" said his father. "How are you keeping?" his...
Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an...
A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the...
Excellent. I smiled at the end. And that's rare for me with jokes. [img] [img] [img] [img]
I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her. ;)
Garden from rear. [img]
Me as Clint at fancy dress party. [img]
A man at the checkout counter had lots of dog food in his trolly. A woman behind him asked if he had a dog and what type it was. "No" said the...
A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the...
A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just...
A man with more muscles than brians went for a job as a lumberjack. He asked the foreman if there were any vacancies. "No" replied the foreman....
I would get a rotorvator and get everything out and start again. Incorporate soil and compost so it's a fresh start for new plants. It's hard...
A number of leaf beetles can cause skeletoning of leaves. You said you can't find any, so I may be wrong, but it's all I can suggest at the moment.
Thanks Mef. When we get a dry day I'll take a pic of presant day garden. I've got the camera and the film, but not the weather!
The only excersize I do is pressing weights three times a week. I got pretty big a few years ago, but got a hernia! I've not long started again...
Very nice job. Let's see some more please.
Thanks Roders!
I would like the money that famous artists earn, but don't want the fame. I like my privacy to much. Not only that, in that business, you have to...
I will get some pics done soon of garden. I thought I'd mention the decking, which covers 30 by 10 feet,and cost a total of �£180 including...
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