Hi, try advocaat for a change, with or without cream, also goes nicely in mince pies, lift the top, pour in a few mLs, replace top, devour....
Argos has been told they�re allowed to put Teddy bears back on sale.But they�re not allowed to make a prophet out of them.
Dear AllMy thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........I must send my thanks to whoever it was who sent me the one...
Further additions to the Mensa contest:-bincompoop - someone who mis-sorts recyclable materialsdincompoop - someone befuddled by loud noises...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...
Additions to the Mensa contest:Findaloo -- urgent requirement after fiery curryTesticulation -- wildly waving arms while talking a load of...
I dunno, all you youngsters wittering on about 50 and 60, wait till you get past 70. I can well recommend retirement so long as you have a bit...
This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells.They hired him because he was so funny........
Hey BM, watch out for the special version tuned for Subarus, (also works on Porche Cayenne Turbos)
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid...
Q. Where can a 50-year-old woman find a young man who will be interest in her?A. Try a book store ... under fiction!Q. What should a man do...
Hi, I still have quite a few still going here in Poole, the strongest is Iceberg with about 15 to 20 blooms, others still in bloom or bud include...
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A Man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably...
Mirror image[img]Original (rocks off Lizard point) shot slightly out of focus with a mirror lens to get the small circles, then unsharp...
Sarraceniac, would you be happy if your other half caught you naked in secretary's apartment? :eek:@ Miraflores, you thought right first...
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be...
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM HONG KONG
Is your search warrant CURRANT or will you need to APPLE Y for a new one before you get imPEACHed? You could also aPEEL for help in RAISIN a...
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