A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded...
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he...
THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA WHO HAD A YOUNG WIFE NAME OF WINNIE SHE BAKED A GOOD PIZZA AND NOBODY BEATS 'ER
Paula, have a look at the "rules" for this game, then try again
Looks very much like Iceberg to me.
I posted this originally in the members requests area, maybe nobody goes there as I had no responses, any comments or relevant ideas?Hi, might...
THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA
Kryssy is lovely ladyWHEN
never eat any termitesCHOW
Pump house erupts wickedlyBANG
Some of the youngsters nowadays have led very sheltered lives, not having learnt the basics of Limericks in their formative years :eek:...
Called about kipper eatingFISH
THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH WHO MARRIED A NICE BLOKE FROM NORWICH THE BEDROOM WAS BLUE AND ALL VERY NEW
Hi, might it be an idea for some of the more common (and even some less common) pests and diseases be assembled into an FAQ or as a "sticky"...
These can decimate all the leaves on a branch in no time flathttp://www.gardenerscorner.co.uk/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=000229...
THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,...
Is this an urban myth?In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident.The couple finds themselves sitting outside the Pearly...
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