Hi, I just got out of the local hospital after a mild bout of pneumonia, leeches on full parade collecting buckets of blood. Including a couple of...
[THERE WAS AN OLD CODGER NAMED BERT WHO LIKED WALKING ROUND IN A SKIRT WHEN ASKED WHY THIS WAS HE SAID IT'S BECAUSE
Blow up doll soldRUDE
THERE WAS AN OLD DOG WITH AN ITCH WHO ONCE HAD HIS WAY WITH A BITCH
Some hopes of playing.PLAY
Often played elaborate nocturnesTUNE
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PERU
Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous.Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.Here's why...
Hello please, this is the Asian Hacking Service calling; due to lacking of facilities comparing to our western colleagues we are being unable to...
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong...
Taken lunchtime today approaching Branksome station. Running about an hour late, which I don't remember happening often when steam ruled the rails...
you upset me yesterdayDING
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD WHO WROTE A LONG LETTER TO GOD SHE BEGGED FOR A LOVER WITH WHOM TO DISCOVER
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to...
Then you'd be a real live wire eh Kryssy? :eek: :rolleyes: [img] [img]
Tell a lie even.TELL
A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A PLAN SO OFF TOGETHER THEY RAN TO THE WOODS THEY WENT WITH A VERY SMALL TENT:eek:
We had a Paul's scarlet when we lived in Weston Super Mud, yes a lovely rose but it only blooms during June, it occasionally has a second small...
Want to try this one?[img]Dont ya just hate it when there's only blue bits left?
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