(Confession).;)Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the Ministers wife,can you hold him in church for an hour after the...
(Which Of The Following Names Are You Familiar With?).1. Monica Lewinski. 2. Tony Blair. 3. Robert Mugabe. 4. Jorge Bergoglio. 5....
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a bloke with a knife sneaking through my next door neighbours garden....
"Oh Yes, this one requires some dental treatment"!.One Animal Dentist About To Lose The Head.
A young boy had just received his driving licence,he asked his father, who was a minister,if they could discuss the use of the car. The father...
A Father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.He decides to try it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he...
' And The Lord Said'.' Come In NC88172' ' Your Time's Up '.
Dai proposed to Megan and it had been accepted," but ", added Megan, "before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past...
"ARGHHHH To Hell With This Game ,The Wife Beat Me Again Today":gaah:,"I'm Off To The 19th Hole":ccheers::thud:.
A Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches...
I Went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions. I Went to the main desk to sign in and the Lady at the desk had a form that had to...
"This Old Spanish Cocktail QueiMada" "Sure Makes One Act Mada ":rolleyespink::rolleyespink::rolleyespink:.
(New Teeth).A Pastor goes to the Dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth he talks for only eight minutes....
Today I heard a lot of noise on the pavement of bins being banged about, I could not believe what I seen. :scratch:. There was a man with the...
We purchased a new bed which was delivered yesterday. I dumped the old bed next to the hut,then phoned the local council for a special uplift. The...
(Celibacy Can Be A Choice In Life Or A Condition Imposed By Circumstances).While attending a marriage weekend, my wife and I listened to the...
The New Scottish Gardeners Corner Call Out Service Prepared With Equipment. MOTTO----------- Aye Ready :autlvs:."snow plough""snow plough".
"Honestly, It Wasn't me , It was a wee fat man in a Red Suit and a White beard".:scratch:,
The local Bar was so sure that it's Bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet.The Bartender would squeeze a...
Thanks All for your nice comments :dbgrtmb:. I have entered a Joke ,I just hope the spelling is ok as my head is still full of Medication :snooze:.
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