Sorry folks I have not been on line for some time now,but due to illnesses I could not manage. Hopefully soon I will be among the living again....
(Medical Dictionary).Artery------------------------- The study of paintings.Benign------------------------ What you be after you be eight....
OH DEAR ,'The Chosen One ' Has Fallen From His Throne.:cry3: Never fear, he wont get injured, His fall will be broken with the millions of pounds...
When you are over 60--- Who gives a Sh*t.I was standing at the Bar one night,minding my own business. This fat ugly chick came up behind me,...
Rain, Rain, Rain, And More Rain :help:.My Neighbour ,named Noah, is building something in his back garden.:scratch:.
"Come on Birdie hurry up, you still have my rear end to preen yet"!.:blue thumb:.
"THAT BUCKFAST IS WICKED!".:ccheers:.
'In The Jungle, the mighty Jungle the Lion sleeps tonight' ' Wimoweh'. ;).
"WELL DAD, YOU WERE COMPLAINING IT WAS COLD".:biggrin:.
A man sitting in the bar found that the front of his trousers were wet.Turning to the man on his right he asked,"Did you pour beer on my...
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to...
There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency ,when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and I asked for her...
Today's 2.30 Race Is From Fairyhouse . It is the Leprechaun's Intoxicated Stagger Over 1 Furlong.:ccheers:.
"Come on David Attenborough, take my best side"."David, What's this!, That's my Rear !".
"Fancy A Date Tonight Darling?".
(THE DESTINY OF MAN ) . By Broffessorlongphd.:ccheers:.The Horse and Mule live thirty years,and nothing know of wines and beers, The Goat and...
The wife and I look after our youngest Granddaughter aged 2-3 years, while her mother is out working. My Granddaughter is always...
I had a fitted mirrored 5 sliding door wardrobe installed to keep clothes,shoes,coats etc etc nice and neat in the one area,it looks and does the...
A New Group On The X Factor-----The Singing Hens---- Singing The Egg Song.:dancy::dancy:.
"I told you I would hammer you for eating all the Pies"!!!!!.:wallbanging:.
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