And God Looked Down......... Most Seniors never get enough exercise, In his wisdom God decreed that seniors became forgetful so they would have to...
(Headstone of Russell. J. Larsen.).(His five rules for men to follow for a happy life are at the bottom).(1) It's important to have a...
(Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight ?). Lonnie Donegan.(Do You Think I'm Sexy ?). Rod Stewart.(How Much Is That...
Anyone into Yoga ?. I got a book from the Library about Yoga as I am thinking of starting it. What are the benefits ?. When is the best time of...
I was out for a run yesterday on my cycle. As I was cycling around the Park,(designated area for cycling), I noticed an elderly lady with a dog...
It's a little known fact that there is a contract between Almighty God and Satan that covers the maintenance of the Pearly Gates. One day God...
Hi Fat Controller. The name Senga was quite a well used name in Glasgow when I lived there. I think it originated from an Auntie Agnes who had...
The Latest Advert for the new Rolls-Royce Car Named 'Dawn'.Well It Is The 'Sexiest' Car Ever Made.:love30:.
Wee Archie always was A Hapless, Backward, Handyman.:mad:.
I was thinking of some unusual names that parents select for their children. Here are three names that I recall. Rimmel: Named after Cosmetics...
"Yoo Hoo Mr Magoo I'm Over Here !".
Incidentally Clueless. I swim 3 times a week.
Hi Clueless 1 . I got the same answer from my Podiatrist. I purchased broad fitting trainers and I use Tubular Toe Cushion, Dr Scholl's when...
The wife left a note on the fridge:. "It's not working I can't take it any more, I've gone to stay at my mothers"!.I opened the fridge, the...
"Don't Worry Goldie" "So You've Had A Few Wee Leaks On The Lawn", "It Will Grow Thicker In Time!".
(Peace Brother).It's only when you see a Mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems...
I watch the X Factor regular and have done for a couple of years. I have had personal interests with two granddaughters in show business. I...
A Marriage Broker goes to see Mr Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for years."Mr Cohen, don't let it get too late I have exactly the one you need, you...
' (Our Health Service Has Deteriorated)'.A phone call was received at the local hospital,a man enquiring on the status of James Edwards in ward...
"Wickes Did Say Kerb Side Delivery","But This Is Bloooody Ridiculous!":gaah:.
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