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The Following Letter Appeared Recently in an older generations magazine.:scratch:."SIR, I haven't got a computer, but I was told about Facebook...
A Minister was completing a Temperance sermon, with great emphasis he said:"If I had all the beer in the world I'd take it and pour it into the...
"Oh Dear, It's a short life being a sausage dog"!.
"My Damn Idiot Of a Wife Has Put The Wrong Cap In My Bag".
I received a statement from my electricity supplier stating my direct debit was being increased from £40 a month to £57 a month,I noticed in my...
This is a part story taken from a Saturday National Newspaper, July 4.The parents of a two-year-old girl were left horrified after a doll taught...
Picked up a Gypsy girl in a pub last night. She invited me back to hers for a good time.She wasn't kidding:::::::,I went on the...
I was born in Glasgow, in a room and kitchen, directly above a fish and chip shop. I shared the room and kitchen with another 2 children, my...
Marriage is like playing with a pack of cards. At the start you need 2 hearts and a diamond.At the end you want a club and a spade.:sofa:.
"Shorry Mr Ambelansh Man" I Only Had 2 Gins, Hic Hic !".:scratch:.(He thinks). 2 Half Bottles, More Like Like It:mad:.
An Italian lady, a Greek lady and an English lady got into a lift. The Italian lady asks the Greek lady what was the beautiful odour coming from...
Finally, Big Maggie Has Caught Her Man !.
"HEY, David Attenborough, I'm Over Here"!. "He Should Have Gone To Specsavers".
Hi "M". My son in law makes excellent pear wine. so we will be dancing around the tree:ccheers:.
"Is That A Fiver Sticking out his back pocket"?"P P Pick A P Pocket". :hapfeet:.
I planted a Beurre Hardy Pear Tree some 7 years ago. I fed it on a regular basis on Grow-Sure and 2 or 3 other products over the years with no...
" Who's Your Daddy?".:scratch:.
Lolimac, I have the same Rose, I cant remember the name :scratch:, So I called it Rebecca, after my Granddaughter . It does have a very strong...
Idiot Sighting, Airport. I was at the Airport, checking in at the gate when an Airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage...
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