Two dim wits in a pub, Jack and Fred. Jack says to Fred, "See that bar lady over there Fred?" "Yes" says Fred. "Aint she gorgeous?" Asks Jack....
A young man went back to his country of birth to visit his father. "Hello Dad" he said. "Hello son" said his father. "How are you keeping?" his...
Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an...
A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the...
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A man at the checkout counter had lots of dog food in his trolly. A woman behind him asked if he had a dog and what type it was. "No" said the...
A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the...
A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just...
A man with more muscles than brians went for a job as a lumberjack. He asked the foreman if there were any vacancies. "No" replied the foreman....
Hey, guys and girls, if anyone's intrested, my brother and I have a showcase on the net. It's at showcaseyourmusic.com. Go to site, punch in Edge...
Just for the hell of it, I decided to right my autobiography. I've had a computer sitting idle after finishing my course with the RHS. After I...
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A man with more muscle than brains went for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman asked him if he had done lumberjacking before to which the man said...
I have a ten year old computer and am on dial up connection to the internet. Want to go over to broadband, but not sure if computer will be...
Just bought a new harmonica. �£115! It's just the one I was looking for and have had it about a week now. I must get around to picking it up and...
Apart from a bit of gardening, my main past time is playing guitar and singing. My brother and I used to perform at the holiday camps as a duo. We...
Hi, thought i'd introduce myself. Fonzie's the name and have been a gardener for about twenty years (employed). Completed a three year course with...
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