A joke or two.... 2022

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      For those that don't want to follow the link.
      15+ Cats That Don’t Understand The Meaning of Personal Space

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      So long as the cat’s happy…
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      No no, you’re doing it wrong! Brush downwards.
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      We need to talk — face to face!
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      I just wanted to help you…
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      Work, my slave, work!
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      See! I told you Gandalf was alive, and you didn’t believe me.
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      That looks like a great way to keep your arms warm.
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      Hey. Hey! I’m bored. What are you doing…?
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      This is what cat domination looks like.
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      Look at meee! I’m far more interesting than the internet!
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      Don’t mind us — you keep on playing.
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      I feel much safer here.
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      Did you forget your hat today? Let me warm you up…
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      What? ’Personal space’? What on Earth is that?
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      Don’t breathe and don’t move until I’ve gotten warm.
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      Well, you really are a terrible artist. I can’t bear to look at it any longer!
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        Though I might include this picture of Lily.

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          Lovely background for a lovely cat. :cat-kittyandsmiley:
           
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            Magic Sam (Boo) always liked to keep an eye on me when I used a desk top ...
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                pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                    Often go to estate sales now that I am retired, my main focus is to buy all the yard sticks I can, as they are not making them any longer.
                     
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                      I wish those machines would be a sexier voice.
                       
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                          Breaking News: No. 10 has been broken into and all of Liz Truss's books have been stolen. A spokesman said, she was very upset because she hadn't finished colouring them in.
                           
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                              Rather him than me.
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