A joke or two.... 2022

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    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
     
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      A man buys a guard dog to protect his home.

      Unfortunately, he has to get rid of it because it keeps letting everyone in.

      Turns out it was a UK Border collie.
       
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                  As a confirmed Royalist, I wish to protest in the strongest terms about the disrespectful use of the word 'Liz'.........oh hang on.....no, forget it, ;) :biggrin: :roflol:
                   
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                          The kind of statements that would come in handy if you could remember them.
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                              Makes you wonder how anyone ever survived back then.:roflol:
                               
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                                My friend had a Corvair and we drove to Panama Beach, Florida, in it from Huntsville, Alabama, and slept the night in it before we drove back. :biggrin:
                                 
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