A joke or two.... 2022

Have we had this one before?

 

Yes but you're forgiven

 

• Where does a snowman keep his money? —A snow bank

• What do snowmen call their kids? —Chill-dren

• What kind of money do snowmen use? — Cold hard cash

• What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? —A meltdown

• How does a snowman greet someone?— Ice to meet you!

• What do you call a snowman in the summer? —A puddle

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? —Frost bite

• How do you scare a snowman? —Get a hair dryer!

• What do you call a snowman holiday party? —A snowball.

• What do you call a snowman who tells tall tales?— A snow-fake.

• What did the snowman say when asked to do something bad?— Snow way, man.

• How do you know when a snowman is mad? —They give you the cold shoulder!