A joke or two.... 2022

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    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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      Thank you @pete, that's made me laugh! :roflol:
       
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        It certainly does. You read your way down, laughing, and then you get to the last line and think, "I was that man".
         
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          That is a classic Pete, we have all been there!
           
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              Brazilian referee Wilton Sampaio who was in charge of England’s quarter-final against France on Saturday denies taking a bung and is backed fully by FIFA in a statement in which they say that they are not aware of any other party being engaged in corruption.

              Both FIFA and Brazilian referee Wilton Sampaio were talking ahead of France's 2-1 win over Morocco in the Qatar World Cup Semi Finals to be played this Wednesday.
               
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                    This morning I spent 15 mins scraping the global warming off my windscreen...
                     
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                      THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. I THINK THE TREE HAD A HEART ATTACK.​
                       
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                              Not intending to get at anyone, and not well up on text speak but I saw a message on FB today starting "the smorning", is this just how people write these days or it it just that schools are not working?

                              I assumed it meant "This morning":biggrin:
                               
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                                I live in Thanet, some call it Fanet:gaah:
                                 
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