A joke or two.... 2022

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                  What's the difference between a constipated marksman and a constipated owl?
                  One shoots and can't hit straight.
                   
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                        During last night's gale I shouted to the wife "Bring me some Tawny, Late Bottled Vintage or some Ruby"

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