A joke or two.... 2022

I've only come to book an appointment.

 

I thought it was a drive through.

 

That's, how you cause a spectacle.
Think I should start going to Vision Express.

 

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field.

 

I know times are hard, but does no-one wear knickers these days??

 

Its not the penis bit that worries me, its those saggy bits underneath.

 

Way too much detail

 

I was thinking a few days ago, so Putin wants to de Nazify, Ukraine?
I'm struggling to find the difference, and why Russia fought the Nazis in WW2.