A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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            Q; Where do you weigh a pie ?

            A; Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie....
             
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                There's some hilarious jokes here, that's for the giggles.

                Now if only life was really like this... [​IMG]
                 
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                      This one is dedicated to @AuntyRach after her post yesterday:
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                      Come to think of it - this applies to me too! Aaaaarrrrghhh!
                       
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                        Due to the economy the company that makes yard sticks will not be making them any longer.
                         
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