A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!

Why can’t you get angry with a yam?
Because they’re such sweet potatoes!

When do you know a banana wants to dance?
When you see a banana shake!

Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares?
Because they take up too mushroom!

Which is the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean!

What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?
Squash!

What do you do if you lose your root vegetable?
Hope it will turnip!

Why did the potatoes argue?
They couldn’t see eye to eye.

What is broccoli’s favorite music genre?
Brock ‘n’ roll.

What is green and goes to summer camp?
A brussel scout!

What is the strongest vegetable?
A muscle sprout!

Why did the grape go out with a prune?
He couldn’t find a date!

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
I yam what I yam!

Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?
Leeks!

Which vegetable loves animals the most?
A zoo-cchini

 

Fantastic @Logan!

 

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Lovely to start the day off with fantastic humour. Thanks all

 

@Jenny_Aster those are absolute crackers! too!

 

Well it was possibly from police archives under 'Missing Person' or 'Britain's Most Wanted'