A Joke Or Two 2023/24

I now identify as both an apple and a pear. Yes, I’m non-bananary.

 

You are also, bright pink??

 

Man has a serious car crash and is castrated. Surgeon says he can transplant a U.K. one for 10K or a French one for 15k or an American one for 20K. I better discuss it with my wife first. Returns to Surgeon who asks what did your wife decide on. A new kitchen he replies.

 

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A little girl was watching her mother baking and she noticed a white hair in amongst her mother's lovely auburn hair.
She asked her mother "Mummy, why are some of your hairs white ?"
Her mother replied "Well you see dear, every time you do something wrong or bad and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white"
The little girl thought about this for a while, and then said "Mummy, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white ?"

 

One for the Botanists...

Q; Who led the Israelites through the Semi Permeable Membrane?

A; Osmosis.

 

As an ex Science teacher I completely approve @Cordy.

 

Nice one @Sheal.

 

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@Fat Controller - love that one!