A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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        I am willing to bet that someone got their wrists slapped for that poster @noisette47!
         
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              Sid, a toilet cleaner wins the lottery and is being interviewed by the press.
              “Will it change your life?” he was asked.

              “Too right it will! Fifty million quid would change anyone’s life, I’m retiring immediately and spend spend spend.”

              “Does your wife work?” Sid was asked.
              “Yes, Mabel cleans the ladies next door”
              “Will it change her life?”
              Looking amazed Sid says ”Why, has Mabel won it as well?”
               
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