A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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          My wife told me that holiday sex is the best sex ever!

          Frankly, not the nicest postcard I ever got.
           
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              As a child we were so poor that all of my school clothes came from the Army Surplus shop.

              I was the only Japanese General in my class.
               
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                      When you are too lazy to pull the weeds ...

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                        @Victoria, as I'm bracing myself to go out and start that very task on my drive I am liking that alternative!
                         
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                          Trump bumped into Joe Biden on a White House visit.

                          "Pardon me" he said.
                           
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                            Many people say Steve Jobs could’ve done a better job in the White House than Donald Trump.

                            I think it's hard to say because you are comparing apples to oranges.
                             
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