A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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The other day I noticed a sheep pole dancing

I saw it through the window of a kebab shop.

 

My wife and I have started roll play in the bedroom.


Her favourite is sexy librarian.

Where I have to sit quietly whilst she reads her book.

 

@Logan, I have actually seen a similar version of that sign in pub window in Chester during Christmas time but instead of 'Day Care Centre' it had 'Crèche'. Sis and I thought it was hilarious.

 

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Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy."
Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy" Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!"

 

Can anyone recommend someone to remove a stairlift for my Nan please?
It’s only 2 months old, it’s driving her up the wall.

Some of these stairlift salespeople can be very pushy. A neighbour of mine has just had one installed, and he lives in a bungalow.

 

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