A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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I find this particularly funny because in the UK my Gynecologist lived down the lane from me. We were were last house on the lane and had a six foot conifer hedge bordering the property. On one exam at Stoke Mandeville he had students present and when examining he announced "I see you've had your hedge trimmed. It looks good."

 

That's brilliant @Victoria

 

Absolute classic @Victoria

 

That is hilarious, @Victoria.

 

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In the early years of Datsun cars they found a fault in the gear boxes. One particular cog was forever failing

The makers decided to send a crateful over.

On the way over the plane began to lose power. The crew decided to lighten the load and throw out some of the cargo.

A mother playing outside with her children suddenly grabbed the kids and shouted
"Get inside quick - it's raining Datsun cogs"

 

You know you're an adult when you've got a garden full of plants that you can't smoke.

 

Good one @john558. I experienced all of those on the M6 this morning!

 

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