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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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            I have to 'fess up about that one @ChrisIB. I had to think about it for a minute until the penny dropped!
             
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            It is a bit niche - my brother had one when he 'died' during an operation.
            He said he found himself looking down at the team trying to save him. He was quite annoyed when they did and he had to go back!
            There's a very interesting book by a doctor on the subject, Near Death in the ICU-Laurin Bellg
             
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              My wife reckons I drink too much whisky, which came as a bit of a shock - I didn’t even realise I had a wife!
               
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                I noticed there is a competition for ‘World’s best sexual contortionist’, so I’ve entered myself.
                 
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