A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                I see Biden has sent a sympathy message to The Donald

                " Sorry to hear about the attempt on your life President Reag
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                            Bought a fantastic high-powered electric fan yesterday. Love it, it’s completely blown me away.

                            I was in two minds about shelling out £5000 on a seminar on reincarnation, but then I thought heck you only live once.

                            It used to puzzle me where the sun went overnight, but I stayed up all night pondering it and then it dawned on me.
                             
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                              I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows on too high
                              She looked surprised…
                               
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