A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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Jesus was walking around Heaven one day. In a small, secluded garden He saw an old man, crying. Alarmed, Jesus ran up to him and said, “Hey, now, what’s all this? This is paradise. There should be no tears or sorrow.”

The old man wiped away his tears and said, “Oh, I know. I’m sorry. But… well, many years ago, a son came to me through… well, let’s say ‘mysterious circumstances’. After many trials he went through a miraculous transformation, and a book was written about him that became known the world over. I thought I would find him here, but I haven’t. I’m afraid I’ll never see him again.”

Wide-eyed, Jesus looked at the man and said, “Wait a minute… You weren’t, by any chance… a carpenter, were you?”

The man looked up in surprise. “Why, yes. Yes, I was!”

Jesus burst into tears of joy and held out His arms saying, “Father!”

The man cocked his head doubtfully and said, “Pinocchio???”

 

I've just finished my Trump jigsaw puzzle

 

Love it @Star gaze Lily!

 

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Love it @Logan

 

Back in my misspent youth, I had curries like that. They certainly cleared out the tubes!

 

There is a garden centre where I go that has a very similar sign.

 

I miss all that writing on the walls you used to get in toilets, some of it was very entertaining while you passing the, err, time.

 

@pete, I used to enjoy reading the graffiti on desks whilst invigilating school examinations. It certainly beat repeated head counts to make sure none of the rascals had escaped. Some of the said graffiti was extremely clever and some very uninventive e.g. 'miss x is carp' I am willing to bet that young person failed the English examination! Such a tedious time!

 

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