A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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"What a lovely pair of dogs! What are they called"
"Calvin and Klein"
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

"Yes they're boxers"

 

So true @Star gaze Lily!

 

Not sure if this will work.
https://fb.watch/tu8bGsHgV9/

 

Worked for me @pete. Hilarious. I have actually seen a similar one before.

 

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Question . What do you call a train covered in toffee?
Answer. A chew chew train.

 

I remember my Mum always used to say "take everything with a pinch of salt" lovely lady, terrible at making a cup of tea.


My dear old dad used to say, "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach".....lovely man, terrible cardiac surgeon.

 

Question. What do you get when you cross a Christmas Santa with a duck?
Answer. A quack Christmas

 

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