A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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    Anyone for synchronised badminton?
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      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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        Had a text off my boss.
        'Send me one of your funny jokes' it said

        'I can't, I'm working' I said

        He replied 'That was fantastic, send me another'
         
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          This one arrived on my mobile phone!!

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            Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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              Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                    Saw my old neighbour yesterday. The chap with only one arm. I hadn’t seen him for a bit.

                    Asked him how he was. “OK”, he said, “I’m just off to change a light bulb”.

                    “That might be a bit difficult for you” I said, trying not to laugh.

                    “Why?” he said. “I’ve got the receipt.”
                     
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