A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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          Starmer "I demand a re-count"

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                    When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think 'How romantic'.
                    I just think it's surprising how many people take a knife on a date :whistle:
                     
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                      I did. Our first date was a picnic. I needed a knife for the apples.
                       
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