A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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The woman who lost to a male boxer at the Paris Olympics says everything's fine,

she just fell down some stairs.

 

@Logan - that is hilarious!

 

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Captain Hook, bought his hook from a second-hand store....

 

"We'd like to take this opportunity,

to thank 12.6 million UK Pensioners for being our first easy target"!

signed, Keir;- Angela;- Rachel.

 

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The Planes Indians practised polygamy, and one chief had three squaws.

The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee
made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.

Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.

He was gone nine full moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide
teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son.

Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son.

So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.

This just proves that …

The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.

 

I took my mums hearing aid in for repair a month ago.

She’s heard nothing since.