A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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        The company that makes yard sticks said due to the economy they will not be making them any longer.
         
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                  I called the doctors and said I've had the sh*ts for six weeks.

                  She said not to worry they go back to school next week.
                   
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                    All of the buses and trains in London are stopping today.

                    To let people in and off
                     
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                              I sat near some Chavs on the bus home today.

                              For the whole journey it was just 'F this' and 'F that'.

                              Guess they had to discuss their exam results sometime.
                               
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