A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    My local YMCA burnt down last night.

    Outside were 20 firefighters, 12 police officers, 14 red Indians, 11 cowboys and 10 construction workers.
     
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                  Best jokes from this year’s Edinburgh Fringe.

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                        @Tidemark, just seen Mark Simmons on BBC Breakfast where the presenter read out his winning joke. :smile:
                         
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                        Something interesting. I put this statement out on one of the Political forums on my facebook.
                        "Due to the economic decline the company that makes rulers has decided not to make them any longer".

                        So someone responded, Which company? name the company. SMH.
                         
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                          How true is this?

                          Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.


                          We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended

                          The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.


                          Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.


                          For those of you who don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version … it doesn’t listen to anything.


                           
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                            Oh my goodness @redstar. They are all out there! Here is one for them:
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