A Joke Or Two 2023/24

French company Siton also got free publicity when they opened their Italian website. Yes, really.

 

Hotel rates
Sea view £80 per night
Car park view £120 per night

 

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My stall at the Notting Hill carnival made a mint this year.

Selling stab vests is my best idea yet !

 

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Replace Mom with Wife, and that's it, to a tee (or should I say, tea - with cakes, biscuits and scones, home baked, plus lunch dinner and breakfast)!!!

 

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I use a modern push mower, it makes a beautiful sound and is so relaxing to use.

 

I passed this situation this morning.

Clearly some driver had suddenly realised he (or she) was going rather fast, and lost control while trying to slow down in time.

 

When I get a headache, I take a couple of paracetamol and keep away from children like it says on the bottle