A Joke Or Two 2023/24

I can read this even better upside down!

 

My doctor told me to do something that raised my heart rate and made me sweat, so I’ve taken up shoplifting.

 

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Someone should remind her of this statement she made a few years ago.

 

Winter fuel payments were introduced by the Labour Government in 1997. I guess it is only right that they, rather than any other party, remove them.

 

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@cactus_girl

 

A very old Steve Bell cartoon that I just found as I was going through my old emails looking for something quite different…

https://www.belltoons.co.uk/animations/BozzasParty.mp4

 

So I said to the girl at the Tesco checkout:

"Can you do this any cheaper love, it's got today's date on it?"


She said: "Look Mister, do you want the newspaper or not?"