A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
      I have two gifts to give you - one is to pee standing up and...
      Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
      ME..! ME..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...
      This would make life a lot easier!
      Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.
      So God gave Adam the gift.

      Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.
      He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
      He lit a fire and played fireman..
      God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God:
      and... what is the other present?
      And God answered:

      A Brain, Eve... The brain is yours...
      And that my friends, is how it all started.

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                Apologies for language
                 
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                    I really like that @Star gaze Lily and I wonder if anybody has sent it to their (Labour) MP yet? I'm about to ....:yikes:
                     
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                      I would change the last line to something like "then you are perfect PM material, my son".
                       
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                        I chickened out and removed the last line before sending...:)
                         
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                          Have sent it but removed the last line, she can use her imagination:loll:
                          Sent a different message to her five weeks ago. No reply yet ...:frown:
                           
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