A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      Santa "What would you like for Christmas?"

      Julian age 7 "A Porsche 911"

      Santa "Be realistic"

      Julian "Stop the boats"

      Santa "What colour Porsche?"
       
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            Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.

            Hector: "What are you doing these days?"

            Freddy: "PHD."

            Hector: "Wow! You're a doctor!"

            Freddy: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
             
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                      Definitely a classic :biggrin:
                       
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                            Good to see you @Songbird and yes, that is exactly what Cricket does :biggrin:
                             
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