A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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        "We spend our lives on the run.

        We get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock.

        Get up again, go to work - and then when we we retire what do they give us ?

        A bloody clock"


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          You know how shopfitters always looks like shoplifters and, to me, Trump always says Turnip? There's a new thread that I keep reading as Help needed with bed pan.
           
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