A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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      I still have an AOL email address and even a Walkman somewhere.
       
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            Okay, which four for you?
             
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            5 I assume a rotary phone is one with a dial you stick a finger in and turn.
            They also spelt cheque wrong, so it could be 6 as I never used a check.
             
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              Boombox???
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              Walkman and My space????
               
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                Its probably American, I've never heard of a rotary phone either, I think we used to dial a number, so I'd call it a phone with a dial.
                 
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                  Same for the three of us. :)
                   
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                    I scored 5 and had to look up 'rotary phone', it is indeed a dial phone. :)
                     
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                          Must be a "man thing" as J takes his when he gets up middle of the night ... I don't stay long enough other than dealing with the purpose of the moment. :whistle:
                           
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                            I wouldn't dream of taking mine with me during the night but when I am up and dressed it is always in my trouser pocket. Unlike my good lady who leaves hers beside the settee, just beside the landline, then wonders why she misses calls!
                             
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                              I haven't got one, couldn't be bothered with it ...
                               
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