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                  A Texas HillBilly found out that his parents have just voted Trump for President.



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                            Democratic challenger and US vice president Kamala Harris

                            "My pronouns are Has/Been"
                             
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                              I haven't seen a man beat a woman this badly since the Olympics.
                               
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