A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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          When Doris met Mabel for coffee.

          Doris "I've started seeing someone"

          Mabel "Do you mean dating, or hallucinating?"
           
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            My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking. Apparently “Weight Watchers” was not the right answer.
             
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