A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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    I tend to miss more calls than I take mostly because its on a table somewhere and I'm up the garden.
     
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      The lead on our landline doesn't stretch as far as the toilet :heehee: - or into the garden :roflol:
       
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          It's enough to make you cry. :biggrin:
           
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            It would make a hell of a pot of French Onion Soup! :)
             
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              I grow mine from seed supplied by that man, a dozen onions is enough to feed us year round.
               
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                A rotary phone ..
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                        [​IMG]ULEZ cameras in London are now being covered with cardboard boxes by locals.
                         
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